Friday, August 14

Dear So and So...

Dear Neighbor with the Horse,
As you sprint down the alley in a desperate attempt to get your horse/dog to shit do his business over the drain cover, I wonder if you've reconsidered your decision to bring an animal of this size, who craps this much, to live in a city that has no grass, no open space, where we are all essentially living on top of each other. Thank you for taking the responsibility to scour our street periodically... bleach does in fact smell better than piss.
Watching where I walk,

P.S. What the hell are you feeding that animal?
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  1. OMG! Someone brought a horse into your neighborhood?! That's crazy.

    On the positive side, though, at least you won't need to take the rugrats to a petting zoo anytime soon...

  2. You've got to be kidding. Or seeing stars. Or horses for that matter !

    Or he's got to be out of his mind.

    Phew. A horse ! Thank God other animals like an elephant or a giraffe were spared.

  3. That's why I have a mini horse.

  4. It's actually a dog, but HUGE!!! Almost horse size.


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