Why is it called a mustache?
Why is it called a rainbow?
Why are ladybugs sometimes called ladybirds?
Do they ever get tired of asking questions that I have no answers for? I think it's so frustrating because I know that there are probably answers to these questions, I just don't know them. Stop asking me about stuff I don't know!!!
Why is Captain Hook called Captain Hook?
(FINALLY!!!) Because, he's a captain and he has a hook for a hand. (Fireworks and grand applause for Mom, the fountain of knowledge)
What was he called before?