As you sprint down the alley in a desperate attempt to get your horse/dog to
Watching where I walk,
Christine
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Friday, August 14
Dear So and So...
Dear Neighbor with the Horse,
As you sprint down the alley in a desperate attempt to get your horse/dog toshit do his business over the drain cover, I wonder if you've reconsidered your decision to bring an animal of this size, who craps this much, to live in a city that has no grass, no open space, where we are all essentially living on top of each other. Thank you for taking the responsibility to scour our street periodically... bleach does in fact smell better than piss.
Watching where I walk,
Christine
P.S. Whatthe hell are you feeding that animal?
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As you sprint down the alley in a desperate attempt to get your horse/dog to
Watching where I walk,
Christine
P.S. What
P.S.S. Join the fun at 3 Bedroom Bungalow
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OMG! Someone brought a horse into your neighborhood?! That's crazy.
ReplyDeleteOn the positive side, though, at least you won't need to take the rugrats to a petting zoo anytime soon...
You've got to be kidding. Or seeing stars. Or horses for that matter !
ReplyDeleteOr he's got to be out of his mind.
Phew. A horse ! Thank God other animals like an elephant or a giraffe were spared.
That's why I have a mini horse.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually a dog, but HUGE!!! Almost horse size.
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