I was waiting in the normally long, slow line during the 6 pm rush at the supermarket. I wasn't in a hurry, so I found the agitation of the others around me slightly humorous. I smiled and chuckled to myself as one person after another plotted not so obvious ways to cut ahead of me in line. I was so detached I didn't feel like playing and entertained myself internally with the circus that was humming around me.
We hadn't budged in 10 minutes, well, at least I hadn't. I started scanning the products on the shelves around me. Across the aisle were feminine hygiene products. Delicate feminine washes seem to be a big thing here... I think it has to do with the popularity of bidets. But this one in particular made me snort so hard I almost choked and startled the old lady next to me:
That's exactly the feeling I'm looking for when I think about my nether regions... "Chilly". Curiosity got the better of me and I found their web site, which is even more hilarious. Their catch phrase is "nel mio intimo c'e' Chilly"... which I roughly translate as "in my intimates, it's Chilly ... or there's Chilly"
I'm sorry... am I the only one laughing my ass off?