Thursday, March 19

every get that not so fresh feeling?

I was waiting in the normally long, slow line during the 6 pm rush at the supermarket. I wasn't in a hurry, so I found the agitation of the others around me slightly humorous. I smiled and chuckled to myself as one person after another plotted not so obvious ways to cut ahead of me in line. I was so detached I didn't feel like playing and entertained myself internally with the circus that was humming around me.

We hadn't budged in 10 minutes, well, at least I hadn't. I started scanning the products on the shelves around me. Across the aisle were feminine hygiene products. Delicate feminine washes seem to be a big thing here... I think it has to do with the popularity of bidets. But this one in particular made me snort so hard I almost choked and startled the old lady next to me:


That's exactly the feeling I'm looking for when I think about my nether regions... "Chilly". Curiosity got the better of me and I found their web site, which is even more hilarious. Their catch phrase is "nel mio intimo c'e' Chilly"... which I roughly translate as "in my intimates, it's Chilly ... or there's Chilly"

I'm sorry... am I the only one laughing my ass off?

13 comments:

  1. That's great! But I can understand it gets "hot" down there from time to time. Hmmm.... I just don't know what to think about the chilly gel. Maybe you should get some, try it, and do a product review?!

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  2. ha ha ha... Chilly!!! how chilly!!! I had to smile reading this post!

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  3. Nope. That would make me snort and guffaw in the grocery line, too. :D

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  4. Laughing you ass off is far better than freezing it off ;)

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  5. Really !?! There are some marketing folks who are really working overtime to produce such 'masterpieces' !! And i just wrote of something like this...

    Man, the world seems to be getting indelibly affected !
    ;)

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  6. I've heard of being frigid, but this takes to to another level...

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  7. who even thinks of this stuff? imagine sitting in the meeting room trying to explain it to a roomful of men!

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  8. I think that bidets are so weird. I just can't get my head around the idea. lol

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  9. Hey there, cold-pants!
    Aloha

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  10. Nothing in that region should be chilly...

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  11. I kinda like bidets. You know you will be super clean and fresh and well, chilly!!!

    I am laughing my ass off!!!

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  12. The weirdest bathroom related thing that I've encountered here are bidets at WORK... WTF? Ok, maybe at home where you have your own clean towels and your own clean bidet... but in the WORK bathroom? Who the hell is using this thing? What do you use, paper towels?? to dry off? And you practically have to be pants less to use the thing, otherwise you'd soak your clothes. Maybe I'm not using it right.

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...and you may ask yourself, well...how did I get here?